I've Lost My Hippopotamus

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The final lines wonder not what Zeus took from Leda, but what she took from him. Are you looking for a fun and engaging poetry lesson activity that emphasizes using similes? Whether your search is for Classic Funny Poetry or Modern Funny poetry you will find the funny poetry of your choice on this Funny Poetry section. Said I, " What is it makes you bad? '* How many apples have you had? " She answered, " Only seven! " " A n d are you sure you took no more, My little maid? " quoth I; " Oh, please, sir, mother gave me four, But they were in a pie! " " If that's the case," I stammer'd out, " O f course you've had eleven."

Pages: 144

Publisher: Greenwillow Books (March 13, 2012)

ISBN: 0062014579

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